1a A chicken was going to a b-day party!
1b The chicken got lost along the way.
2a The chicken found a dune buggy and Dwanye the Rock Johnson.
2b Dwayne offered him a ride.
3a “Uh, sure.” I clamor into the car and sit. “Thank you.”
3b He begins driving away.
4a I start to chase after him like it was grand theft…
4b He swerved left and drove me off the side of the road…
5a He drove off into a ditch.
5b He had no idea where he was.
6a Was he dreaming? It couldn’t be true.
6b But no matter how hard he tried to blink away this moment, nothing would change the fact that he was here for good.