Well, don’t that just beat all?
He’s like a chicken in a hay stack;
them oats won’t stand up
by them selves – they need
some rooten and shov’in.
Look at you, Danny Mae,
aren’t you fit to be tied?
Whatever did you went
and done that for?
Sometimes, darl’in – I
don’t think you have a bone
in your head at all!
Use the green earth
the Good Lord made you on!
Sit up and listen a minute,
you little fart! This
is serious business I’m
tell’in you! Duh.

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